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Making $50m Flipping Lulu's
Luluâs is about to go bankrupt, but that doesnât mean we canât get a yacht out of it. Plus why you need to steal a PE play and raise your prices more frequently.

đ§ The Takeaways
Today weâre preparing for a stalking horse bid of Luluâs to flip it out of itâs inevitable bankruptcy.
Kill off the terrible product catalog thatâs in a discount death spiral.
Get 100% laser focus on Weddings.
Flip it to The Black Tux or Davidâs Bridal.
+ Why youâre probably undercharging your customers.
Letâs Community - Raise Prices more Regularly
1 reason price increases is a classic PE first activity: Founders are too blinded by what previous customers were willing to pay vs. what new customers are willing to pay.
As a brand rounds out their offering:
More social proof
Better support/service
Builds an ecosystem around the products
The products become inherently more valuable. More importantly, those are the value props that motivate late adopting customers to buy.

Now donât double your prices tomorrow, but every 18-24 mos re-evaluate your pricing. With Inflation, raw material + wage changes youâre gross margins are constantly eroding.
While customers often complain about price hikes more Rev will come from new customers who are unaware of old prices.
If you can reduce your COGS while maintaining this practice that is how you create more profits for your biz.
Gross Margins RULES all.
Letâs Examine This Biz
Note: As always, none of what follows is legal, tax, investing, financial, or any other sort of advice. Iâm not a current investor or affiliated with Luluâs. And I was never here đ.
Luluâs, the Zillenial âAttainable Luxuryâ fashion brand for Bridesmaids + Wedding guests, will be bankrupt by the end of the year. Founded in 1996 as a NorCal Fashion Boutique, this early Retail -> DTC brand has been a staple of affordable womenâs wear.
Trading at $0.89/share
$37.5m market cap
-98% since its 2021 IPO.
If there were a run on Luluâs gift cards, theyâd be insolvent.
Today, weâre going to prepare a stalking horse bid for a quick post-bankruptcy flip and make $50m.
Financial Summary
2023 Financial Statements (YoY Comparison)
Sales: $355m (-19%) đđ
Gross Profits: $149m (-23%) đ¤˘
OPEX: $170m (-7%) đ
Net Income: -$19m (-622%) đ¤Žđ¤Ž
TLDR Analysis: Bankruptcy watchlist within the year.
-19% Rev growth is destroying this Online retailer. đ°
42% Gross Margins is too low for a public fashion biz. đ¨
G&A as a % of Rev (26%) never can be higher than Selling/Marketing (21%) â°ď¸
Iâm not joking about the Gift card run. As of their Q3 2024 earnings, they have:
$27m in current assets (excluding inventory)
$16m in stored-value card liability
$11.5m Revolving Credit Line (Aka Revolver)
$5.7m in current lease liabilities
If thereâs a run on their gift cards it could trigger their Revolver, and theyâd be insolvent.
Letâs Fix This Biz!
Here are the 3 ways Iâd harvest any remaining value from Luluâs.
1) Give Up the Low-Cost Market
Temu + Abercrombie devoured Luluâs lunch, coming in at lower prices + higher volumes.
Luluâs took too long to move upmarket.
Thereâs no way a U.S. apparel biz is making any money on 70%+ off offers or <$15 apparel pieces.

Luluâs needs to dump the bottom 80% of its catalog in the cheapest way possible.
With ~75k products, it has so many losers on the books that the fulfillment + selling costs are becoming more expensive than the capital laid out for the inventory.
Takeaway: Never be the cheapest option unless you have 10x the scale.
2) Build the Bridal Style Service
The greatest mistake Luluâs made was trying to expand into every womenâs fashion category. They're known for being the place to get a Bridesmaid/Wedding Guest outfit.
You donât need to buy pajamas from where you got your Bachelorette weekend jumper.
They need to bet the farm on the Wedding model.
Women spend SOOOOO much money on outfits related to their wedding. So much.
Luluâs should build Wedding Outfit Central where Brides + Bridal parties buy outfits for:
Engagement Photos
Engagement Parties
Bachelorette Parties (so many matching outfits)
Bridal Showers
Wedding Welcome Dinner/Drinks
Wedding Gown (+ Bridesmaids)
Wedding Party Outfits
The bride makes the style decision on ALL of these purchases.

Luluâs needs to channel the Black Tux and make the bride the purchase choke point to buy everything for the bridal party from Luluâs.
Everyone submits their size and preferences then buys everything for the entire wedding.
This can start with a âWedding stylist + a Pinterest board.â They can explode their CAC and make way more money because the AOV on $10k worth of wedding apparel (+ Footwear, jewelry etc).
Plus, a bridesmaid today may be a bride tomorrow.
Takeaway: Exhaust your core market. Avoid becoming the âeverythingâ store.
3) Flip whatâs left to The Black Tux or Davidâs Bridal
Either:
A) The Black Tux should Reverse Merge with Luluâs and become a public biz
B) Luluâs should sell itself to Davidâs Bridal.
Option A) The Black Tux Reverse Merger
Essentially The Black Tux goes public by merging with Luluâs. The Black Tuxâs financials arenât public, but from how frequently Iâve used them over the last 5 years and how much money my networkâs spent, they must be doing well.
Why theyâd do this:
Luluâs gets a profitable menâs biz to cross-sell into their female audience.
The Black Tux rolls out their focused model to Luluâs customer group.
The Black Tux goes public + adds the better customer demo (women) to their biz.
Option B) Davidâs Bridal Acquisition
I like the brand match less here, but Davidâs Bridal is what Luluâs end state looks like.
Bridal/wedding focused, covering all the key wedding purchase categories with big retail distribution (195 locations).
Davidâs Bridal would remain the âolderâ brand, and Luluâs would be the âcool newâ brand in the portfolio dominating the Wedding and Prom Apparel market.
Either way Luluâs needs a new home and focus.
Takeaway: Accelerate faster with the right partners.
Final Thought
No offense to Luluâs CEO, but this is why the Finance Nerds/Bean Counters shouldnât be running brands.
They can be essential COO/CFOs, but great brands (especially fashion) come down to great taste + bold bets.
Not balancing the books.
Everything about Luluâs screams âdiversify and optimize!â
Which they did very well. Right into their graves. Itâs sad to see.
Luluâs has been around since 1996 + was an early eCom player (fully online in 2008).
Itâs a common mistake too many brands make. They believe once theyâve gone public, they need the finance person in charge to talk to âthe street.â
When really, they need a visionary to make the bold bets through hard times.
Itâs too late now. Luluâs is stuck in a position you canât crawl out of.
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